ran a 10k unprompted no prep no practic no earbuds no water. finished in the top 50.
sleeps like hes fighting for his life like actually dont ever sleep next to this guy
metalhead in my heart and soul
second generation caviteño (filipino). got the karaoke and using bro in every other sentence gene
has exactly three pairs of good jeans and rotates them religiously, but is a gray sweater + athletic hoodie warrior till the day he dies (gets married to kiyoko)
that guy who has his earbuds in and you’re convinced he’s listening to something hardcore when in reality he’s listening to the spice girls
that guy in the middle of the pit during a wall of death
flames people for smelling like shit but stinks up the whole house with his body spray
talks with his hands. probably italian in another life
got a german shepard from the pound, and she turned out to be a coyote
overuses so many emojis and hes not ironic at all when he sends 🔥🔥🔥 after every sentence
really bad at telling jokes not because theyre bad but because he laughs at them before he even tells them
spends his saturday mornings at a cars & coffee
his phone is hanging on by a thread. cracked screen, busted speaker, phone charger always catching on fire, but refuses to replace it because it ‘still works’
unnaturally good at claw machine games to the point where he’s banned in arcades in cities he’s only visited once
if he was in an american school he would be that kid reselling snacks out of his bag for 200% the price and still somehow sellout before lunch
refuses to acknowledge when he’s sick until he physically cannot move
that guy who randomly challenges people to races and somehow always wins
tried drinking protein shakes one time and it was so unbelievably bad that he would rather just eat his protein instead
doesnt believe in friendship deterioration. if you were friends once, it might as well be forever
specializes in teaching low income kids sports for free
yells ‘kobe!’ when throwing something, and when he misses he looks around like it was the wind
the only reason he shaves his head so often because his hair is so unbelievably fried from dying it all the time
bought a bike after highschool only to end up getting into an accident so he sold it and spent the money on a fancy dinner with kiyoko as an apology to her for almost dying
they ended up getting couples cars. he got a 2003 outback and she got a wrx
still wears his shoes from highschool, the front all taped together and the shoelaces literally disintegrating
still fights people over shotgun
likes to pretend that he has a spice tolerance but its actually so bad he cant even hae pepperoni
always has a scrape of bruise from doing something reckless, but never puts on bandages or ointments because he ‘believes in natural selection’
talks with his mouth full………………
actually so fucking terrible at whispering
fast eater. he waits for everyone to get his food, of course, but within the minute its all gone and he’s looking at the menu again.
never makes anyone carry anything heavy, or anything at all if possible, when they’re with him. not to prove his masculinity, but to reassure people that they can rely on him
falls for ragebait 99% of the time
no concept of personal space, and no concept of depth perception either
